Total Medals Earned: 301 (From 38 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,325 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Medals Earned: 7/11 (275/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
I did it on purpose...
Fail 55 times
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/195 points)
Clear first 4 levels
Clear levels 5-8
Clear levels 9-12
Check the credits page!
Clear levels 13-16
Clear levels 17-20
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 100/100 (500/500 points)
Find it to unlock it!
The sales pitch!
Find EVERTHING!
Follow me at Newgrounds!
Follow me at Twitter.
Check out Newgrounds!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/65 points)
View all enemies and bosses
Enter the subspace
View and visit all artist profiles
Medals Earned: 9/20 (65/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
